eternl-sunshine:

the most iconic scene in cinematic history

glorianas:

glorianas:

clearly even monarchs thought some parts on monarchy was dumb because there’s so many kings being like god how do i legally deny my idiot son the throne

the king: nothing matters more than the preservation of my glorious dynasty

also the king: i hate my sons so much it’s unbelievable

ginger-ale-official:

stats:

snirts:

stats:

just bought this tapeworm from etsy!

where are you gonna keep it

:)

I don’t like this post very much

tacowaititi:

Booty shorts that say “don’t you swear at me, you little shit! Don’t you ever raise your voice at me! I am your mother! Do you understand? All I do is worry and slave and defend you. And all I get back is that fucking face on your face. So full of disdain and resentment and always so annoyed. Well, now your sister is dead. And I know you miss her, and I know it was an accident and I know you’re in pain. And I wish I could take that away for you. I wish I could shield you from the knowledge that you did what you did, but your sister is dead! She’s gone forever! And what a waste. If it could have maybe brought us together or something. If you could have just said, ‘I’m sorry’, or faced up to what happened. Maybe then we could do something with this. But you can’t take responsibility for anything! So now I can’t accept… And I can’t forgive because… Because nobody admits anything they’ve done!” on the ass

dimpuch:

AtLA Book One + The Onion Headlines (Book Two/Book Three)

beachdeath:

beachdeath:

beachdeath:

beachdeath:

overinvested pflag mom joyce byers

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oh my god i was joking

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it’s so he can’t escape until she’s done telling him he’s valid

salemwitchtrials:

Dude what? She tied you to the kitchen chair? Broke your throne & cut your hair? From your lips she drew the..? Broooo

blairwitchprojector:

winterswake:

Since when do vampires like baseball?
Twilight (2008) dir. Catherine Hardwicke // Supermassive Black Hole performed by MUSE

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